Everydosy Lubb Chickenpants!

Holy cow! I mean chicken…pants! I keep messing that up. Ever thought about making the most innovative produck since the ipod?  Well, it’s too late anyway, Esty member Absolutely Small already did.  Formally called upon as Clair Chambers, to the pill monitoring window at an array of psych wards, she has single-handedly re-pioneered the meaning of disparity.  I can’t believe it’s not butter? Well, do you eat what you don’t believe? That’s not safe at all.

Ms. Chambers hand-makes fucking plush chickens, with pants on. The pants come from various fabrics possibly  from her neighbors closet– who mysteriously disappeared last spring. Catch my driftwood?  Good, cause it’s all downstream from here. One word: Chickenpants.

Chambers has made over 300+ chickenpants, at an average of $25 a beak; that’s a total somewhere around $7,500 in revenue –  which is retarded.

Not only does she have ten thimbles on her hand throughout the day, she also draws renditions of some of her most noble chickenpants with colored pencils, and she sells those, too. 

Absolutely Small has also tapped into the market of chickenpants carriers, and is currently dominating miniature chickenpants markets everywhere.  

Your current state of amazement is about to be shunned: Beyond just making, or even thinking of making these products just isn’t enough for Chambers. She also sets up little chickenpants sceneries and takes photos of the dolls during their “down-time” and then sells prints of them.  I’m not sure what’s more creepy: This whole business!? Or that documentary BBC did on Guys and Dolls.

I’ll probably buy one though, a chickenpants, not the doll.

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