FUCK JAMS: Volume 1

When a blogger is bored, they turn to Twitter. And so with boredom, provoked our call-to-order for the best Fuck Jams (#fuckjams) across the EDM sphere via our Twitter and Facebook Fan Page. And let’s just say our fans feel VERY strongly about their fuck jams.

We received an enormous response across the board, but one especially spunky enthusiast, an individual we refer to in the scene as the almighty “Vanilla Guerilla”, rose to the occasion. VG not only contributed enough tracks to make even nymphos shy away, but who also generously took the time to give the most carnal tracks we curated a little extra special attention. Careful, a few of these salacious sounds, are powerful aural aphrodisiacs, it’s best to enjoy these in the comfort of your own private chambre.

Read on for VG’s round-up of the very best electronic fuck jams

Oh, those aimless crushes and paralyzing breakups, especially the ones when you weren’t even ‘really’ with the person in the first place. The late night romp in the sack due to PBR…  Oh, you know what I’m talking about; don’t act like you don’t. Well, suit yourself, but you should still check out this suggested premium soundtrack for the lovers out there. There is certainly no shortage of candidates for this collection, but come with me while we reopen old wounds and memories of the boots-a-knockin.

1) Bag Raiders  – Shooting Stars #sexmagic

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(Thanks TronJeremy!)

This song is going to be my number one pick for fuckjams. Some people might argue and say this isn’t a fuckjam , but after listening to this song multiple times on repeat for over a week I want to do nothing but make sweet , sweet , nasty love to this song.

2) Kaskade – All You #ALLofyou

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(Thanks Gotta Dance Dirty!)

I will admit , I am a Kaskade FREAK. This song starts with chilling vocals that just make goose bumps happen. The snare drops in and a funky melodic beat kicks in. This is a song you want to put on repeat and really explore ALL of that special person. “So alive at this moment with the rhythm leading”.

3) Daft Punk – Something About Us #letithappen

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Say what you will about the ’90s manifestation of Daft Punk, but this contemporary nugget featuring a very blustery vocal performance by Thomas Bangalter will get any person in the bedroom mood.

4) Booty Luv – Say It (Nero Remix) #dontsayitdoit

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Dubstep made my list. Yes, dubstep. Whether we like it or not, dubstep is becoming mainstream and it’s coming faster than your last boyfriend. This song just hits so hard in so many ways. This will surely give you the bedroom wobbles. Simply put COME GET IT.

5) Friendly Fires – Paris (Aeroplane Remix ft. Au Revoir Simone) #magicfingers

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The piano that is… Aeroplane made the list a few times and there is a damn good reason for it. But this song in particular, just oozes sex appeal. If you don’t think so, you got problems. This is a song that makes you want to climax over and over, it’s that damn good. Close your eyes and imagine the possibilities with this one.

The rest of the list is in no order.

Silk – Freak Me (Valerna Remix) #headboardbanger

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Taking a timeless classic from 1992 and turning it into an electro banger is no easy task. Valerna takes it to another level by adding a headboard banging beat and sampling the best parts of the song. If song comes on during a bedroom session, hide yo wife, hide yo kids because someone’s gonna get smush smush.

Deadmau5 – sex slave #poundandpoundandpound

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The title should explain itself. This is from Deadmau5′s album At Play VOL 2. This is more of a minimal sounding track but once the bass kicks you know what’s up. My eyes get big every time I play this track just at the thoughts that race through my head. Nothing more hot than dominance in the bedroom. Now sit down, shut up and get ready.

Anthony Ross – Feel Me (Mikas vs TKM Tech House Remix) #twobecomeone

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San Diego STAND UP. Anthony Ross, San Diego’s own made the list. This very housy sounding track makes you want to move more than just your soul. This song has seduction all over it. House music is from the soul, fuckjams are from dirty minds alike.

That should be enough to keep you busy for now…  Stay tuned for FUCKJAMS Volume 2, which should appear just in time for Valentine’s Day…

BY: VG